i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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