Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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