Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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