the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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