she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Your topless pictures make me question reality
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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