I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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