Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he wants to bone in the snuggie
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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