We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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