is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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