Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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