i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Buhtt sex?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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