What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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