you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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