my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
