i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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