I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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