whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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