I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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