Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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