You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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