well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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