I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
