David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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