I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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