laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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