I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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