LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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