thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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