I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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