I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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