were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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