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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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