I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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