I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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