Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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