Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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