Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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