You're so nebulous sometimes
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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