we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize