i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
