found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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