when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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