from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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