:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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