I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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