Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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