its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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