Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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