I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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