so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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