Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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