she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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