I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
last night I used snow as a chaser
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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